“Old F*ckers Club”Gear Shift Cover

🚗💀To the driver who’s seen it all, rolled their eyes at most of it, and still manages to find humor in the chaos—meet your new dashboard soulmate. The “Old F*ckers Club – Lifetime Member Car Dashboard Doll” is a cheeky, unapologetic accessory for anyone who’s earned their “old fucker” status and wears it like a badge (or a hoodie, in this case).

Why This Doll Is a Road Trip Essential for the Cranky:

• Salty, In-Your-Face Attitude:

1. Decked out in a black hoodie emblazoned with “100% BITTER OLD F*CKERS CLUB – LIFETIME MEMBER” and a winged skull, this doll screams “I’ve been around the block… and I’m over it.” It’s the perfect co-pilot for traffic jams, bad drivers, and the daily grind.
2. The minimalist, faceless design lets you project all your cranky, sarcastic energy onto it—because let’s be real, sometimes you just need a silent partner to judge the road with.

• Durable Enough for the Open Road (and Your Mood Swings):
   
  Crafted with sturdy materials, this doll can handle your car’s climate, your occasional rage-induced tapping, and the inevitable coffee spills. It’s built to last… just like your sense of humor (or lack thereof).
• The Ultimate Gift for Your Favorite Curmudgeon:
   
  Your dad, your buddy who’s never met a turn signal they respected, or that coworker who’s this close to retiring and living out their days yelling at clouds—this doll is their love language. Gift it for birthdays, Father’s Day, or just because you know they’ll cackle when they see it.

• Design: Faceless doll in a black hoodie with “Old F*ckers Club – Lifetime Member” print, winged skull graphic, and drawstring hood.
• Material: Soft, durable fabric for the hoodie, sturdy base for dashboard placement (exact composition to be confirmed).
• Use: Car dashboard decor, gag gift, or a daily reminder that being bitter is a choice… and you’re sticking with it.
• Vibe: Unapologetically crass, proudly bitter, and 100% on-brand for the driver who’s seen too much.