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Wall Calendar 2026: Offensively Cute & Unapologetically Fun!
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Tired of boring calendars? Say hello to the 2026 Never Stay Dead Wall Calendar—where “offensively cute” meets unapologetic sass, one month at a time.
12 Months of Whimsical Chaos
Each month features exclusive Never Stay Dead artwork: A penguin sipping cocktails on a unicorn float. A frog giving very mixed - message pep talks. Cats staging a “Meowsh Pit” mosh. These aren’t just dates—they’re daily mood boosts (and great conversation starters).
Each month features exclusive Never Stay Dead artwork: A penguin sipping cocktails on a unicorn float. A frog giving very mixed - message pep talks. Cats staging a “Meowsh Pit” mosh. These aren’t just dates—they’re daily mood boosts (and great conversation starters).
For the Bold & the Playful
Love humor that’s equal parts cute and cheeky? This calendar is your 2026 BFF. It’s not just about tracking days—it’s about celebrating the year with art that feels like you (sassy, unfiltered, and secretly sweet).
Love humor that’s equal parts cute and cheeky? This calendar is your 2026 BFF. It’s not just about tracking days—it’s about celebrating the year with art that feels like you (sassy, unfiltered, and secretly sweet).
What’s Inside?
✅ 12 exclusive “offensively cute” art prints (one per month)
✅ Spiral - bound, wall - mountable A4 format
✅ January–December 2026 coverage (no fluff—just the good stuff)
✅ Spiral - bound, wall - mountable A4 format
✅ January–December 2026 coverage (no fluff—just the good stuff)
Who Needs This?
- Anyone who rolls their eyes at basic calendars.
- Fans of sassy art that makes Mondays feel less miserable.
- Gift - givers who want to surprise friends with something actually unique.
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